http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/feb/02/iceland-temple-norse-gods-1000-years

Jesus promised world peace. Odin promised no more ice giants. These people have chosen the true religion.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2015/01/12/a-fox-news-guest-says-birmingham-is-totally-muslim-the-response-in-britain-was-hilarious/

Fox News is now synonymous with The Onion.

http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2015/1/5/uk-teachers-counterterrorism.html

Even they know that /pol/ is always right.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/technology/charlie-hebdo-anonymous-declares-war-4949878

For the first time, it's the 72 virgins that attack the terrorists.

Sonic is the alpha and omega.