I'm writing a story with Infinite Evil titled "Snake and Bond Adventure." The title is self explanatory. Now to make a long story short, it's in a Conversion Bureau world. James Bond and Solid Snake have to team up to assassinate Princess Celestia on orders from their respective governments.
Coconut puppets, the KKK, talking teeth, and man turtles?
Maybe he wasn't a psychiatrist, but a drug dealer.