Happy mothers day! you poutred fucks.

As several of you noticed, I have no stories. But, that is going to change now, for I have a story idea. No clop. No romance. No tragedy. Just humor. It shall be called: "Everypony, roll initiative!"
That's right, it's a D&D fic. But Pinkie Pie is the DM, and you can already guess what would be in store.

Wha'chu think?

Earlier about 2 weeks ago I think, I ruptured my spleen. The doctor guys told me I didn't need surgery unless I start feeling pain right? Well guess what? I started feeling pain. So I got surgery. So now I have someone else's spleen inside of my body, and it's been a while for me to get used to it. So now I'm back, soooo.... Ya miss me?

I forgot to tell you guys, (wait, no ones gonna read this) but my pc decided to shit itself or some crap, and now I need a new hard drive. So, I have to delay my fic probably until next month until I can get my ass up and get a new hard drive. Stupid Windows 8 >:(

I have 33 read laters.
Looks like imma be listening to the song montage from team America for about 10 hours.
Ps funniest movie ever!

I really wonna post a story but its to hard on mobile blahbityblah
I'm sorry Pinkie Jeez

Just found out you could publish on mobile. first chapter is up!

Name: Come as you are (some of you get it)

What it's about?:
It's a 1st person fic about a man in the human world with a mentally unstable person named Jason Lampe, and how he went to equestria, and stayed. His parents are dead, and the voice inside his head only goes by the name Mattheis, who Jason thinks is his best friend. He wasn't homeless, but he was damn right near, using his long, black hair as a pillow so it was comfortable sleeping on the ground.

What do you think?

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