I've seen the surge in sixty minute stories, so why not jump on the band wagon, but with a slight twist. Since they're easy to collect and they're cheap, the subject must be about a blind bag pony. Some of the designs even for recolors of the same six models are pretty good.

The rules:

1. It cannot be about any of the mane six or any preestablished character (Granny Smith, Shining Armor, Princess Candence, Gilda, etc)

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Yeah, believe it or not I didn't forget about Something More, In fact the next chapter is roughly 5,000 words. It's 95% done, I just need some editing done. There is a direct sequel planned that takes place 5 and 10 years and follows the lives of Spike, Scootaloo, The CMC's, Snips and Snails as well as a few new characters after the events of Stray Ardor which is planned out in its entirety. I know I suck at deadlines but be patient.

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Hi it's been a little over a month since I last updated anything and for that I apologize. There was college, job hunting, writer's block and sobriety.

Sobriety being the biggest issue, because I write best when my liver is pickled and haven't had much to drink in 2 months. I have a really hard time writing sober. Like I said there are updates coming to at least three fics.

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I've had this thought since the season finale and that is: Are all alicorns immortal?

I think that Cadance may not be like Celestia and Luna for several reasons.

_She was originally supposed to be a unicorn according to the writers..

_Cadance lacks the ethereal mane.

_She lives amongst the commoners

_She lacked the power to get out of the catacombs.

_No power over celestial bodies meaning there is no reason for her to live as long or be as old as her aunts.

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I have no issue with the genre for the most part, but you have these people who write these god awful protagonist who is either this complete and utter loser or this violent retard. The quickest way to make me stop reading a fic is to start a story with my name is Limpwrist McSadsack, I love to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic...

These so-called heroes are worse than Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

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Hi, it's been a a few days since that the season Finale and out of all the jokes, memes, pics, fics and fan art very few people caught the obvious Aliens reference in the episode.

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I figured I could start this off with something to grab your attention.

Part1

The My Brother song is diabetic, they fly the windows logo, that song- idk maybe cause I hate my family it feels really saccharine.

Magic bubble reminds me of airport security.

Pinkie sneezes confetti.

Candace was a baby sitter.

Diabetic levels up to 9000.

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First off the name is a reference to Murder on the Orient Express.

Mr. Cake keeps fainting as the cake is being walked to the train. (They could have used a cart.)

That Cake must have weighed more than a house(I'm gonna say it was made of Dark Energon) because of how much effort it took to lift the damn thing. It took Mac, two pegasi and a magic bubble to lift it

New and Reoccurring Characters:

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Every time Snails talks I hear Homer Simpson or wanna punch him in the face.

Bloom is a troll and her friends are idiots

I love the "Oh crap it's Diamond Tiara" face.

Truffle Shuffle with reading glasses and a fez- "Yay!"

Diamond Tiara has her dad's instinct for businesses. "Zeek Hail Diamond Tiara and the her race of atomic super ponies that will take over the world!"

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Hi, it's your warm and crispy host the Waffler and there is a new fic out out now, that may pull your heartstrings, make you questioning your beliefs, cause brief nausea and it might just leave you saying "What the fuck did I just read."

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