Hai thar!

Betcha' thought I was dead, right? Well, you're wrong. See.

I'm writing a post as we speak... or spoke. Either is fine with me.

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iloveportalz, I'm going to say it now.

You're the best fan ever in the history of the entire universe.

Reasons:
1. You actually read my blog. :D
2. You read ALL my stories (no matter how terrible)
3. You COMMENT ON ALL MAH STUFF :D
4. You put up with my smartass comments :D
5. I said it. It's a fact.

You're probably the only person to see this unfortunately, but I'm just saying.

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I know, I know.

You're probably thinking, "Hey, author with limited talent, why bother us with another useless blog post?"

I'll tell you.

IT'S CAUSE I CAN LOL

Wait, what was the point again? Oh yeah, right. ANYWAYS, I have recently acquired a blueray player. Bout' 2 or 3 years late on that one, I know.
...and I can play Youtube on it.

Yeah, on my TV. MIND BLOWN.

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I am now the proud owner of the "Molestia" group! Yeah, now I got a group dedicated to that perverted stuff :D

Fluttershy = Closet Brony
Rainbow Dash = That one person (er, pony here) that is like, "ponies ew" then they finally watch the show, "oh mah gawd this is amazing"
Pinkie Pie = Fanatic Brony AKA That Brony that does everything in Bronyness possible
Applejack = That one person (er, pony here) that doesn't hate the show but doesn't understand Bronies
Rarity = That one person (er, pony here) who gets awkward and tries to change the subject when it comes up (I honestly have no idea for Rarity)

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I just found out FimFiction lets you watch yourself.

What?

I finally published another story. I have around 6 that I'm too lazy to work on, and I haven't worked on Pony Fortress in a while, but at least I got something.

Progress is made.

Finally.

Also, if someone is talented in shipping (because I sure am not) I've always wanted to see a TwiShyPie story. Nothing for it exists yet, so you know, knock yourself out.

Hello guys! I know I don't have many trackers, only 1 to be exact, but who knows who will read this?

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