• Member Since 24th Feb, 2012
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DreZoma


Shipping, Shipping, and more Shipping. Also grammar. And Shipping.

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  • 611 weeks
    Thought I was dead, eh?

    Hai thar!

    Betcha' thought I was dead, right? Well, you're wrong. See.

    I'm writing a post as we speak... or spoke. Either is fine with me.

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    2 comments · 396 views
  • 619 weeks
    Quick Shoutout

    iloveportalz, I'm going to say it now.

    You're the best fan ever in the history of the entire universe.

    Reasons:
    1. You actually read my blog. :D
    2. You read ALL my stories (no matter how terrible)
    3. You COMMENT ON ALL MAH STUFF :D
    4. You put up with my smartass comments :D
    5. I said it. It's a fact.

    You're probably the only person to see this unfortunately, but I'm just saying.

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    1 comments · 358 views
  • 619 weeks
    YOUTUBE ON MY TV?

    I know, I know.

    You're probably thinking, "Hey, author with limited talent, why bother us with another useless blog post?"

    I'll tell you.


    IT'S CAUSE I CAN LOL


    Wait, what was the point again? Oh yeah, right. ANYWAYS, I have recently acquired a blueray player. Bout' 2 or 3 years late on that one, I know.
    ...and I can play Youtube on it.

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    3 comments · 252 views
  • 620 weeks
    WOO I CREATED A GROUP I'M TALENTED

    I am now the proud owner of the "Molestia" group! Yeah, now I got a group dedicated to that perverted stuff :D

    1 comments · 279 views
  • 622 weeks
    If pony versions of Bronies existed...

    Fluttershy = Closet Brony
    Rainbow Dash = That one person (er, pony here) that is like, "ponies ew" then they finally watch the show, "oh mah gawd this is amazing"
    Pinkie Pie = Fanatic Brony AKA That Brony that does everything in Bronyness possible
    Applejack = That one person (er, pony here) that doesn't hate the show but doesn't understand Bronies

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    1 comments · 315 views
Mar
3rd
2012

Getting Off My Ass · 11:43pm Mar 3rd, 2012

Hello guys! I know I don't have many trackers, only 1 to be exact, but who knows who will read this?

Maybe a serial killer. Maybe a child molester. Maybe Barack Obama (I'm just a big bundle of laughs, ain't I?). Whatever. Anyways I'm here today with a important announcement! I know I hadn't updated any of my stories in a bit (if you count 3 days as a bit) but that's because I've been working on other stories. Don't think that these stories will be good, because they sure as hell won't. Just because I'm taking time to write other stories does not make them good, it just makes them longer. Anyways, I have multiple stories in progress but I will be getting back to working on Pony Fortress eventually. I just don't like to finish things is all.

Previews of my stories are here:


You know how I Pinkie always seems to defy reality? I based something off that, called 'Pinkie's "Outside of Space Place". Here goes:

"OH! BY THE WAY! I am such silly nilly, my name's Pinkie Pie! Equestria's most happerific party pony!" she tells you excitedly, "And this is going to be the most specialific party evvvveeeerrrrr! Mostly because no pony besides me has EVER, EVER seen the super duper awesome Outside of Dimension Space Place besides me, and I thought you should be the lucky pony! It's going to be super duper ice-cream scooper FUN! Just follow me!" she giggled happily as she began to run towards the wall.

You're kind of astonished it hasn't dawned on you until now that this pony named 'Pinkie Pie' was probably bat shit crazy, but at least you realized it sometime before she threw you off a cliff or something of that sort. You wonder if you should run now, while Pinkie Pie was busy getting herself knocked unconscious by the wall.


This story is a third based off of boredom, a third based off of intense tiredness and lastly based off the dark depths of my mind, 'Pinkie's Super Fun Story':

Notice: Terrible and Cruel Humor that Ashamed Me:

'One more chapter... just one more chapter... then I can go and get help.' Twilight told herself. 'Just one more chapter.

She slowly flipped to Chapter 2...

The ponies were ready to start there stabbing mission! They just needed to find some participants. Twilight being super duper smart knew where to go, "I know! We need to go to the schoolhouse because fillys make great stabbing victims!" Pinkie Pie agreed, "YEAH! Let's go there now!" and so the ponies grabbed a bunch of knifes and went back to PonyVille and the schoolhouse. School had just been let out so the ponies had a good chance of finding a pony to stab. Diamond Tiara was the one they chose. Rainbow Dash talked to her first, "Hey Diamond Tiara can we stab you?" Diamond Tiara agreed, "YEAH! It would be so AWESOME to get stabbed!" so the ponies took Diamond Tiara and stabbed her several times, all of them having fun.

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