Getting Off My Ass · 11:43pm Mar 3rd, 2012
Hello guys! I know I don't have many trackers, only 1 to be exact, but who knows who will read this?
Maybe a serial killer. Maybe a child molester. Maybe Barack Obama (I'm just a big bundle of laughs, ain't I?). Whatever. Anyways I'm here today with a important announcement! I know I hadn't updated any of my stories in a bit (if you count 3 days as a bit) but that's because I've been working on other stories. Don't think that these stories will be good, because they sure as hell won't. Just because I'm taking time to write other stories does not make them good, it just makes them longer. Anyways, I have multiple stories in progress but I will be getting back to working on Pony Fortress eventually. I just don't like to finish things is all.
Previews of my stories are here:
You know how I Pinkie always seems to defy reality? I based something off that, called 'Pinkie's "Outside of Space Place". Here goes:
"OH! BY THE WAY! I am such silly nilly, my name's Pinkie Pie! Equestria's most happerific party pony!" she tells you excitedly, "And this is going to be the most specialific party evvvveeeerrrrr! Mostly because no pony besides me has EVER, EVER seen the super duper awesome Outside of Dimension Space Place besides me, and I thought you should be the lucky pony! It's going to be super duper ice-cream scooper FUN! Just follow me!" she giggled happily as she began to run towards the wall.
You're kind of astonished it hasn't dawned on you until now that this pony named 'Pinkie Pie' was probably bat shit crazy, but at least you realized it sometime before she threw you off a cliff or something of that sort. You wonder if you should run now, while Pinkie Pie was busy getting herself knocked unconscious by the wall.
This story is a third based off of boredom, a third based off of intense tiredness and lastly based off the dark depths of my mind, 'Pinkie's Super Fun Story':
Notice: Terrible and Cruel Humor that Ashamed Me:
'One more chapter... just one more chapter... then I can go and get help.' Twilight told herself. 'Just one more chapter.
She slowly flipped to Chapter 2...
The ponies were ready to start there stabbing mission! They just needed to find some participants. Twilight being super duper smart knew where to go, "I know! We need to go to the schoolhouse because fillys make great stabbing victims!" Pinkie Pie agreed, "YEAH! Let's go there now!" and so the ponies grabbed a bunch of knifes and went back to PonyVille and the schoolhouse. School had just been let out so the ponies had a good chance of finding a pony to stab. Diamond Tiara was the one they chose. Rainbow Dash talked to her first, "Hey Diamond Tiara can we stab you?" Diamond Tiara agreed, "YEAH! It would be so AWESOME to get stabbed!" so the ponies took Diamond Tiara and stabbed her several times, all of them having fun.