But I'm getting some raised eyebrows over the insertion of a character and their backstory.

Why wait a week when your beloved writer felt the urge to write? I wrote this out, but don't worry. I wrote this out on paper plenty of times before writing it.

This is, indeed a REAL chapter 5. Enjoy.

It's time we finally see Celestia!

Also, I got a huge head-start on chapter 5. HUGE. It's going to be a thrill-ride for you guys.

I hope you all won't get mad for me creating a background for a certain somepony... It makes sense, too.

MUHAHAHAHAHA!

I added a new mane character.

I'M SO DEVIOUS!

For those of you that were perturbed by the nature of chapter 3, chapter four is a lighter to swallow than chapter three. You'll like it. I know it.

This might be my swan song for writing additions to this FUBAR story. No one will like this. This is just too freaking weird to swallow of subject matter, and I fear that it will only get weirder as I keep on writing.

This is my vision for the story, though.

Make or break moment.

Next chapter: More emphasis on Celestia and Applejack. Fluttershy's had her time in the limelight. I promise.

Wait, I'm still writing this schlock?

Legitimately this time. Expect it no later than this Wednesday! (5/9/2012)

If you're questioning what in the Hell happened to Applejack in the story, she will return chapter three. I have not forgotten about her.

Celestia is here, too. Not yet, anyhow. Also, for those who think that Celestia is worthless, rest assured, I agree. Hopefully, this story will either further exacerbate her image or help cleanse her reputation of such an embarrassment tantamount to what she experienced in the last episode.

Or maybe it's the first thing...

Really? I'm either lazy or busy...

I've been getting some feedback that chapter one was a bit short. Unintentionally rectifying this, Chapter two was designed to allow more "fleshing out" of the antagonists, the scenes, etc. Also, expect some crazy stuff in the near future. I think that I might have it done by this Monday...