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Jank Rubz


I like ponies. I heard that there was this show called MLP: FiM, and I thought "Who watches this show besides me?" Cupcakes.

Jun
4th
2012

Was it Worth It? · 1:46am Jun 4th, 2012

You had to wait almost two weeks but you got almost two weeks worth of chapter from me, your benevolent writer overlord Assanaut. I'm surprised I managed to crank-out over 7K characters, and I'm equally surprised to see that the MS Word document holding this twisted tale is 108 pages long! I'm impressed by myself, and hopeful in my rare moments where I like what I do/ make, it won't be absolute shit.

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May
30th
2012

Initiative Acquired! · 3:23pm May 30th, 2012

The next chapter is going to get good. Really good...

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May
30th
2012

Working on Chapter 7 · 3:39am May 30th, 2012

Yes, well, I've lost a lot on initiative to write this, but hopefully after this chapter, I will reinvigorate more interest in this story.

I'll still write it, don't worry. Not all hope is lost for this story.

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May
28th
2012

Over a month old · 1:41am May 28th, 2012

And it's still not done!

Beginning the chapter of epicness. Trust meh, I'm a dentist.

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May
25th
2012

One Big Bomb · 2:47am May 25th, 2012

I thought you'd all hate chapter 6, what with the epic amounts of terrible stuff going on.

Celestia has a lot to clean up in chapter 7.

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May
23rd
2012

Bumps and Hiccups · 7:30pm May 23rd, 2012

There have been speedbumps in the writing of this chapter, but I assure you, it's almost done.

I might not be proud of it, though.

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May
21st
2012

Starting Chapter 6! · 8:20pm May 21st, 2012

Due to my state of apathetic torpor, I've been lacking in my artistic output for the community and such. Therefore, I present to you:

Chapter 6: Working Title (It's a working title)
In which Pinkie and Rarity spread friendship and magic to the working class.

To be fair, I did give you guys 2 chapters in one week, so I'm allowed to be a little late on this one. :3

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May
21st
2012

One With the Hive is NOT dead! · 2:39pm May 21st, 2012

I've just been slacking. That's all.

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May
20th
2012

Why Haven't I Started Chapter 6? · 7:10am May 20th, 2012

I have barely any ideas for chapter 6. A lot of things are going down, but I have to skillfully schedule them for certain chapters. ._.

I should get onto that...

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May
18th
2012

Oh, Pinkie Pie, I'm so Sorry! · 2:16am May 18th, 2012

I like ya, Pinkie, but Chrysalis is worming her way into my heart.

(Just bought a lot of Chrysalis merch today; my paltry collection of Pinkie merch is getting jealous and lonely, even as I type this while wearing my Pinkie Pie shirt!)


Oh yeah, people still read this stuff.

Chapter 6 is in the making. I'm still fleshing out ideas, but they will come to the fore when they need to.

Also, I issue ye a challenge:

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