It hurts! IT HURTS!!

"Shut up ya puss! *Sigh* Whats up people, Jacob here, and I'll be filling in for that sack a shit over there.

Screw you!

Jesus man, it was your first day, grow some balls! Anyways, this is an update for Deltas stories. So lets begin with their progress. I hate this world's next chapter is nearly done, he just has to finish the ending.

*Delta crawls up to Jacob, and hands him a paper.*

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Hey guys, hope your doing good. The years finally over, and I can get back to writing. I hope your as happy as I am, because god knows I need to relax, and do some writing.

Fuck yeah you do! I'm sick of seeing your ass stress about school, and credits. It's just so fucking annoying!

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Hey guys, and gal's, hope your all doing good. I just wanted to do a little update while Jacob's drugged up, and passed out of the couch, and let ya'll know when I'm going to start writing again. So the deal is that school for me will end a week or two and that's basically when I'll start up again. I've been doing a little writing here and there, but nothing to big. Also, if any of you have noticed the last chapter from Two insane idiots is missing is because I don't like it, and I feel like I

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What's up fuckers, I'll be in this blog today so listen up or I'll make you into a women, or if your already a chick then I'll take ya out on a date or something. Alright then, so here's the deal, Delta's gonna be out for awhile because of school, and because the years almost over, but he will be on here a few times a day to check up on things, but he won't be writing a lot. I know it sucks, and ya'll want some updates on a few of his stories. Sorry... not really, he just wrote

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100 slaves! GET ME A BEER!

*SLAP*

FUCK!

Will you shut up! You make us look like idiots.

But we are idiots.

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Well guys it's almost a new whole year, and I'm still here!

Don't forget about *hic* me!

How could I forget about you, you insane drunk fucker! Man, you, and the readers are so fucking awesome! I LOVE YOU!!

Anyways guys, thank you for taking your time to read my crap stories. I know I haven't really updated a lot of my stories recently, and I'm sorry for that, I truly am, but I'll try my best to be more active with my stories. Pinkie promise

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Hey everyone, hope your all doing good. So from the title of this blog, ya may be asking yourself, "F U Squad, the fuck is this!?" Well let me tell ya what this F U Squad is! It is a new story that me, and a friend of mine have come up with.

Dude, you for real?

Yeah, yeah I know. "DELTA, YA FUCK NUT! WHY ARE YOU MAKING A NEW STORY WHEN YOU ALREADY HAVE A BUNCH OF STORIES TO WORK ON!? AHHHHH!!"

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Hey guys whats up, hope you all are doing good. I just wanted to post this blog to tell you-

*CRASH*

Holy shit my door! Jacob what the hell!?

Jesus Delta, what is taking you so long to update your fucking stories!?

Holy shit calm down Jacob, I'm working on it now! See.

Oh... WELL WORK FASTER!!

*CRACK*

AHHHHH!! WAS THAT A FUCKING WHIP!? WHAT THE FUCK!!

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I'm getting tired of this.

No shit, bet our readers are too.

Yeah, sorry guys. Shit happen, and I've been neck deep in shit. I know I said I would start working on my stories a lot more, but luck hasn't been on my side.

That bitch never is.

But I've gotten three days off, and I plan on working on my damn stories. Promise.

Now hopefully we don't have to post these fucking stupid blogs up about you not working.

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Alright sooo it's been a while since I sat down, and actually worked on my stories, and I'm sorry about that because I know some of you are waiting on a few updates on one of my stories. I've just been distracted by several things, like school, homework, and-

And this fucking PS4 shit!

*Sigh* Thank you Jacob! Yeah I've been distracted by my new PS4.

More then distracted, he's been fucking glued to this motherfucker!

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