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245 weeks
Been awhile eh?

So, I'm not really sure how to start this, no surprise there, but fuck it I'll just wing it. It's been awhile since I was last on here and left a few stories high and dry so my bad on that, papa just had to go out to get a few smokes. But seriously I left a lot of shit undone on this site and it's been bugging the ever lovin shit out of me! So to get this annoying bug of my shoulder I decided to
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326 weeks
Holy shit, this guy is slow.

Hey fuckers, been awhile since I've had the spot light eh? I swear the past, I don't know, twenty years have been a blur.
It hasn't been twenty years Jacob.
Really, fucking feels like it with your slow ass.
It feels slow because you've been passed out drunk for the past several months.
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360 weeks
Q&A I guess?

Yo, so I'll just make this quick. If you guys have some questions you want answered then this is the place to ask them. I just thought this would be a better way to talk to you all since I haven't really been very social on this site, which I have missed very much. But yeah, any questions belong here and I will do my best to answer them.
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375 weeks
Update! So read it! Asses...

So here's the deal, things have obviously been slow and for that I'm sorry and I wish this blog was to say that I will be pumping out new chapters every day, but that's sadly not the case. Things have gotten... bad in my personal life, but I won't talk about that now since I don't want to make any excuses or somehow gain some of your sympathy. I hate that shit.
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396 weeks
Weeeeee!!!-

So I'm making this blog on my phone from pure boredom since my power is out. Now you all be asking why is his power out? or why is this bitch doing this and not writing a New chapter! Well my dear readers I'll answer your questions. it's because of the Damn hurricane Mathew That's hitting Florida! Yep me and Jacob are swing from the palm trees!
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Jan

1st

2015

HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEARS YOU SEXY BITCHES!!! · 4:45am Jan 1st, 2015

Well guys it's almost a new whole year, and I'm still here!

Don't forget about *hic* me!

How could I forget about you, you insane drunk fucker! Man, you, and the readers are so fucking awesome! I LOVE YOU!!

Anyways guys, thank you for taking your time to read my crap stories. I know I haven't really updated a lot of my stories recently, and I'm sorry for that, I truly am, but I'll try my best to be more active with my stories. Pinkie promise

I hate you.

I hate you to. But yeah guys, I'm really surprised that you guys even enjoy the stuff I make. It's so cool to know the shit you make, other people like. I don't want to say love, that's a bit much. But yeah, I love you guys, and thank you for 90 followers!

So as always, have a good day, or night ;]

So with that-

LETS PARTY LIKE FUCKING DEMONS, AND BURN THIS FUCKING PLACE TO THE GROUND!!

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!

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WarriorSaint #1 · Jan 1st, 2015 · · ·

(Smokes a Joint) Happy MOTHERF***ING New Year to you two bastards!

last of delta1 #2 · Jan 1st, 2015 · · ·

Pass that shit!

(Snatches the joint, and takes a huff)

Ahhhh hell yeah!

WarriorSaint #3 · Jan 1st, 2015 · · ·

2692356 HEY I AIN'T DONE WITH THAT YA PRICK!!!!!!

last of delta1 #4 · Jan 1st, 2015 · · ·

(Flicks joint back to you, and chugs two bottles of whisky)

THEN SHUT UP, AND GET FUCKED UP!!

WarriorSaint #5 · Jan 1st, 2015 · · ·

2692377 Oh Hell Yeah.

(Snorts some Crystal and ate some Magic Mushrooms.)

WE NEED HEAD!!!! WHERE'S MY HAREM?!!!!!

last of delta1 #6 · Jan 1st, 2015 · · ·

Hey guys, the whole MLP crews here, and- WHAT THE FUCK!!

(see's you two snorting all kinds of drugs, and several hookers surround you)

That's my meth you fucks!

WarriorSaint #7 · Jan 1st, 2015 · · ·

2692412 Piss off! Hey is AJ and Dash there? If they are then I call Dibs!!!!!

(Drinks some Homebrew Moonshine.)

SCREW YOU JESSICA VARGAS! YOU WON'T RIP THESE NUTS YOU PUTA!

last of delta1 #8 · Jan 1st, 2015 · · ·

I call Twilight, and Luna!

You can't be for real, they're princesses you idiot!

Yeah, but they'll be two drunk princesses in a minute! HAHAHAHA!

(The main six, and the princesses walk in, and you, and Jacob grow evil smiles)

Oh shit.

Let the real fun begin ladies!

WarriorSaint #9 · Jan 1st, 2015 · · ·

2692465 OH GOD YES!!!!! GET THEM SOME ABSINTHE PRONTO!!!!! I NEED A FREAKING FIVE-SOME DAMMIT!!!!!!!

last of delta1 #10 · Jan 1st, 2015 · 1 · ·

HAHAHAHAHA!! BEST NIGHT EVER!!

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