Well for a while now I've had a girlfriend, who is also a gamer. But let me tell you gentlemen, it's not what you'd expect at all. Having a gamer girlfriend may seem like a dream, but when she spends more time on video games and is hardly even interested in you it get's real depressing real soon.

Learn from my mistake, if you get a gamer girlfriend who spends more time on video games then you, break up.

So I've been playing with this idea, of Advanced Magic Academy in an alternate universe humanized version, Naturally there will be "you" Twilight, trixie and 3 new characters in total and the story would be different... Buuut, let me know what you guys think. Or should I write another trollfic?

I can't find the phone, better buy a new one.
~ my dad.

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Not trying to be a dick or anything, but yesterday I gave someone an awesome gift, and I didn't even get a thank you. No idea why I share this on fimfiction but still.

Prepare yourselves for GAK fics

When season 3 comes out, and people start making a crystal pony alicorn OC, and give them a Mary Sue name like Fire Gem, Black Saphire or Dark Crystal. I'll fucking ragequit this fandom.

Some faith in the mods has been restored.
I noticed they are deleting bad HiE fics almost immediately.

Yes I changed my username, deal with it.

You know that feel when your story gets featured?
Yeah me neither...

Already working on Trollfic V2.0.
Hide yo wives,
hide yo kidz,
prepare yo anuses,
profanity is coming.