Welp! They're all asleep! Time to go to FiMFiction! Mother of addiction. Hey, that rhymed!

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*new Rari-Jack banner*

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To mourn the loss of Coal Buck, who mysteriously disappeared off of this site after proclaiming the end to his popular story, "My Second Life". After a barrage of questions asking if he would ever stop, Coal answered no; only to proclaim an end. He did say a sequel was in order. Everyone looked forward to the ending. However, our hopes hit the floor after traveling to his page after weeks of inactivity, only to find that his page was gone. Is this a glitch for me? I hope so. I would hate to see

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So, I go to check on the stories that I put in the "Read Later" section and, *gasp* A Visit From Death is missing! How did this happen? So I click on it from the featured section and now the story doesn't even exist! What the fu -- BOOOOOOOM. Care to explain, anyone?

My computer charger is dead and my computer is put of battery. I'm writing this via mobile. No chapters for a bit, sorry. In the meanwhile, time to get infected on World at War.

In all honestly, did everyone on the damn site have to stop what they were doing and write a story on the Changline Queen!? I swear, sometimes I wonder what woulda' worked if she'd looked like a ditto. Surely not all those sex stories with her already in them...

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Surely.

I switch with my parent's toothpastes when they aren't looking because I don't like using Colgate to brush my teeth. :(

Damn! Now I feel like captain ass-hat. I'm in America so... I didn't realize knighty was all, "Pip pip and whatnot. April Fools to all!" Guten nacht, e'ryone! :)

Jesus! Are we using Comic Sans now? Is that what we are doing? That's something we are doing now... Got it... And what in the hell is up with this new picture up top!? Good God, it makes me feel:

Hello, all! I've started a new account that will act as a back up. It's plain and simple. "Guy". I figured that since no one grabbed the name, I would. :)