MFW checking my FiM has become so regular I don't even have to think about doing it

MFW ponies have finally succeeded in fully integrating themselves irreversibly into my lifestyle

MFW PONIES HAVE TAKEN OVER MY FUCKING LIFE

MFW LIFE HIJACKED BY PONIES

PONIES

Gathered friends, listen again to our legend of the Bionicle

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In the deepest depths of the vibrant forest
Teeming with life and energy
Among those who crawl, who walk, who climb
There lies a
Place
Where there is a river that is
Different from other rivers.
In this unknown
Place
A waterfall sighs with regret;
Eternally lamenting
Wasted lives, wasted chances, crying from the
Sorrow of
Dreams
That never came to be, that were never realized.
In this strange
Place
Where few have tread and
Fewer still have returned from

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Just this.

Amazing. I can't look away.

Sometimes, I just want to lash out and just destroy everything around me in a blind, towering rage.

And then, there are times like this, that remind me why this planet is such a great place to live.

And I think to myself... whadda wonderful worlllllldddddd...

*Goes spinning off into the ocean*

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Okay, time for something a little unusual from me. This blog post will be about telling you how to live your lives to please my whims in the most possibly humiliating ways.

Not really. :D

Anyway. Moving on.

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Well, here we are again. Just wanted to say "Hello!" to everyone, and provide a quick story update.

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So here I am friends, relatively happy, riding the high of the relative success of a new story doing well.

I'm sitting here in my chair, with my laptop at my side, currently waiting in a lobby for humans to join on Lost Planet 2, Episode 5-1, on Hard difficulty.

And I'm bored outta my mind.

Essentially, I'm asking you wonderful humans who are following me if you:
a.) Have an Xbox Live account.
b.) Own a copy of the amazing game known as Lost Planet 2 (or really, any other game).

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Insanity... I can't believe that thirty people actually follow me. You guys must see something I don't, 'cause I don't think I'm anything special...

Anyway, thanks so much guys. Maybe, when my next story comes out and you guys realize it's crap, some of you will realize the mistake you've made here. Until then, thanks a million!

YOUR REWARD WILL BE GLORIOUS

Seriously, thank you guys.

Eh, why the hell not? You guys deserve to know a bit more about me in exchange for suffering the excruciating daily struggles of being my followers.

I'm using GnPSB's post as a template, so if there's any problems with this he's the newfag to blame.

Okay. Here goes.

1. What is your first name?
Ian.

2. How old are you?
18.

3. What country are you from?
AMERICA!!! FUCK YEA!!! (Well... maybe a while ago. Now it's more like America, meh, yea.)

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