: Some vague amount of time later, in the next scene, we're back at Canterlot High. Sunset Shimmer, the reformed Equestrian villain from the last movie, was having trouble fitting back in. Personally, I'm still amazed that Princess Celestia's ex-student isn't serving jail time. I mean, if you turned into a she-demon and mind-controlled an entire school in Equestria, you'd have a fourty-sixty chance of getting completely pardoned. But on Earth? The fact that Sunset isn't serving

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: I don't know, Pinkie. Can we really just return from a hiatus with no warning? Aren't pon-er, people going to be a little unnerved to see us return after a, what, three month absence?

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So I was in German class today, and I found out that muffins are not terribly common in Germany. And, among some Germans at least, muffins are viewed as an iconic American food. And all along, I just couldn't stop thinking: Derpy loves you, America!

Yeah, sorry for doing these two in a row, but they've been clogging up my computer files and I wanted to bring them somewhere more productive.

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A while back, a man named James Farr made a series of YouTube animations showing Thomas the Tank Engine transforming into a robot and beating up other robots. It was pretty awesome, but he was forced to take it down due to HIT Entertainment's legal department. The idea, however, interested me, and I began to consider the prospect of combining Thomas' characters with the Transformers storyline. I'll probably never do anything with it, since HIT clearly doesn't have a sense of humor about this

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: Once Hammond, Waller, an' Hammond's papa reach the military base, they try ta remove Parallax. Howe'er, they still don't seem ta realize just how dangerous a situation they're in, so they do so wit'out decontamination suits, an' keep the guards outside the room. Unsurprisingly, Hector breaks loose an' telekinetically smacks 'is daddy an' Waller aroun' a little. Man, that broad just don't get no respect in these reviews, does she?

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: Huh; we might want to stop using his clips before we get sued. Anyways, we then cut to Hal's training session by Tomar-Re and the brutish Kilowog. Who, as played by Michael Clarke Duncan, is pretty awesome. For all five minutes of screen time that he gets. Sinestro, however, was apparently too bored arranging an assault on a planet-destroying monstrosity and decides to train Hal by sparring with him. Hal starts by creating a sword, which Sinestro derides as 'human.' I

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: She's angry at him for being late for a demonstration dog fight against Ferris' newest drone planes. It's a really important test to show visiting government representatives why they should buy the drones. So what does Hal do? He breaks the rules of engagement, which a test pilot is hired not to do, in order to show a major flaw in the drones. If he had done that during the testing phases, it would've been useful. Now it just loses the company a major contract, forcing them to

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