Sar: Sweet baby Celestia! We have TWO HUNDRED FOLLOWERS?! That's amazing! I can't believe it! Okay, so, my birthday was a few days ago and my birthday wish was to get a story featured and to possibly get to #1 on the popular stories list.

Featured story?: check.
#1 on list: We are currently #2, almost check.

Doug: Hey! Hey Sar! Hey! Hey Sar! Hey! Hey Sar!

Sar: WHAT?!

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Kyle: The defense only has one statement to make: Holy Shit!

Isaac: My scientific analysis of the situation has concluded that *types on calculator* ..... Oh, well.... My calculator broke.... THIS IS EPIC!

Sar: *jaw hits floor and teeth fall out* Too.... many..... NOTIFICATIONS! I come home to 389 notifications PLUS several more once I get home.

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Sar: Alright, I'm fairly friggen upset right now! I stayed up for four hours waiting for the story to be accepted and I get THIS message!

Dear Something Epic,

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Sar: Are you ready kids?!

All: Aye aye, captain!

Sar: I can't hear you!

All: AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!

Sar: OHHHHHH!!!

*record scratch*

Frost: And that's where I have to stop you, Sar.

Sar: Awww...

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Ryan: How the hell are we getting so many followers over here?! 50 before we even have a single chapter?! That's insane!

Kyle: It's just that's how awesome we are, we don't need a story for followers.

Doug: No, we're Something Epic, remember?

Sar: Doug's right! We're Something Epic and we need to celebrate that!

All: YEAH! ALLONS-Y!

Finally, Something Epic has a somewhat decent profile. This is your moderator, Sar speaking, and here's a message from our current (online) members.

Sar: Sup, everyp-

Ryan: Me and Glassed are from the future!

Sar: Bullshit!

Ryan: It's true! It's Wednesday here, and Tuesday there!

Glassed:

Sar: Indeed, Glassed... Doug! Anything you wanna say?

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