Finally

Finally, Something Epic has a somewhat decent profile. This is your moderator, Sar speaking, and here's a message from our current (online) members.

Sar: Sup, everyp-

Ryan: Me and Glassed are from the future!

Sar: Bullshit!

Ryan: It's true! It's Wednesday here, and Tuesday there!

Glassed:

Sar: Indeed, Glassed... Doug! Anything you wanna say?

Doug: Keep moving forward! Wait, no no no, I'M DERPY!

Kyle: And why was I not mentioned?

Sar: Cuz I didn't know you were there. That's all the time we have for today!

Kyle: Hey! I didn't get to speak!

Sar: See you next time on Something Epic!

Kyle: ....I hate you Sar...