"The new princess is coming! Everyone, put on your safety goggles!"

Trying to talk down emotionally unstable women:

Fuck shit help me.

Why is the feature box permanently full of retarded shit when the really good stories aren't getting the attention they deserve?

Because this is FiMFiction, where the good stories are ignored.

...You aren't getting any. Not for a while anyway.

Some days I just stop and think "What the fuck am I doing."

Today has been one of those days.

So, uh, yea. That.

Perhaps this is just a silly theory of mine, but what if Equestria Girls is actually setting out to deconstruct and critique the stereotypical high school drama nonsense, and not simply add to it, as we assume it will?

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Life is a game.
The world is the level.
We are the NPCs.
Death is the player.

3. G3 Pony

2. Fax machine.

1. Khârn the Betrayer, Chaos Space Marine and Champion of Khorne.