*violently pounds mic* IT'S ON RIGHT!?
Oh my dear sweet mother of Celestia, you have no idea the $#*! I just found in cousin Lyra's top drawer! I thought I had seen some crazy stuff before but this just takes the cake, the crown, and the crowd. I didn't sleep at all last night, since I spent the night in Ponyville. I swear Pinkie was going to glitch her way into my room...but it's my sworn duty to show you the past behind the present (rather my human's duty).

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*tap tap* Testing...trolls in a tantrum cause terrible trouble...

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...hey is this stupid thing on?
*tap tap*

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