Also, new chapter this weekend.

Typical Applejack can't even walk properly or clean herself. Just look at how JHaller anguishes and agonizes over having to play a game with Applejack in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivTk7Z1ShdQ

Between Nightmare Night and Hearth's Warming Eve, there's a very special holiday. On this day, ponies gather round the cornucopia, feast on autumn food, and give thanks to what they're most thankful for; Cassandra.

You can take part in this festive holiday too, dear readers. The last Thursday in November is Cassandra Appreciation Day, so let's all celebrate. Tell us in the comments, in what ways are you thankful for Cassandra?

Cassandra's influence grows, and now at last, she has her first fan story! Not bad for a new disciple of Cassandra, I have to say. Will Cassandra succeed in being the best pony ever in this story? Yes, and that's not a spoiler because you already knew that.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/193226/1/cassandra-aka-best-pony-and-7th-element-gets-kidnapped/twenty-thousand-bits

Hello, my little followers, I have an important announcement! This Friday, March 14th is Cassandra's birthday! Yes that's right, it's time to celebrate the wonderful day when Cassandra first came into being! My employer was being a douche and wouldn't let me take the day off, but we can still have fun. So, what presents did you get her? Post in the comments below.

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I could get in a lot of trouble for sharing this, but I don’t care. I have in my possession, the clip in which Applejack gets her key. This comes from an upcoming episode called “Leap of Faith” in which the Flim Flam brothers return, and peddle a dubious cure-all tonic. Episode spoiler, naturally:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4xvhGSeTdA&index=30&list=FLJLzVXYDRLQkItM1W7GXtHg

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I came up with quite a bit of material for this one, and after letting MilesPrower have a crack at it, I threw this together.

Dear My Five Closest Friends,

It’s understandable that you wouldn’t figure out I have stage fright, it’s not like you could infer that from pretty much every interaction we’ve ever had. And before you fire back at me with a bunch of statistical outliers, Twilight, would you be so kind as to explain to them what a statistical outlier is?

Sincerely,

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"What is your name?" said the pony of the week.

"Applejack" said Applejack.

The pony of the week was move to tears, "your honesty has inspired me. Take this sheriff star, I insist." The pony of the week handed Applejack a metallic star that glistened with a rainbow sheen.

"Neat!" said Applejack. A week later, she pawned it, and they never opened the box, and the forces of evil won out.

(Deleted Scene from "Power Ponies")

The ponies were at the Castle of the Two Sisters, helping Twilight review the ancient books in the library. Applejack came across a leather bound tome in a dusty corner, with an ominous message on the front,

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Stop trying to feed everypony your Apple Brown Bettys! They are not duct tape, you cannot use them to solve a wide variety of problems! They need protein and vegetables, and no, before you ask, an apple brown betty is not either of those things. Oh look, you weren't even listening, and now you've wandered off the edge of the waterfall. Oh well, I tried.