Tomorrow morning (Sunday) I'm getting up at 6. AM and going on holiday for TWO WEEKS!

Now by the time you leave any messages or whatev's I'll be long gone. Just so you know.

"Now I'm finally going to get started on the next part of my story!"

"..."

"Dammint, why am I playing flash games online!?"

Supa-Hoe Celestia strutted down tha hallway, Twilight Sparkle keepin up doggystyle. “Supa-Hoe Celestia,” her big-ass booty holla'd, “Is there suttin' wack wit Excolotis?”

“Fuck dat shit, Twilight,” Celestia holla'd, “There is not a god damn thang wrong. I expect dat dat schmoooove muthafucka has some... concerns n' wants ta voice dem as quickly as his schmoooove ass can.”

“Oh. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So... Where is we going?” Twilight asked.

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...seen this?

‘Scuse me, mate, is this Jason’s place?
Nah, it ain’t his place.
I’m pretty sure it is.
Look, the fact of the matter is, you’re come up to the wrong bloody place mate, you’re in the wrong bloody place. This isn’t Jason’s house, too bloody right it isn’t, the bastard’s house is about two houses down that way, you bloody wanker. Now bugger off and stop botherin’ me.

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When you get really good at fighting, you tend to use very, very boring moves that still happen to be very, very lethal. Lord Baron Bennont reflected upon this as his opponent, a dirty, scarred sellsword, stepped forwards in a curt motion and very nearly landed a hit.

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Thermonuclear reactions, which are used in nuclear powerplants and nuclear warheads, can best be described as artificial miniaturized suns.

Which we use to power our civilization and destroy our enemies.

Man has no sharp teeth, like the lion; no great claws, like the bear, he cannot run as swiftly as the leopard; he carries no poison like the snake. Yet this poor animal, man, with no fur to cover him, no fangs to tear with, no claws to scratch with, is master of the earth. The lion runs from him. The bull blind with fury, comes to him - and is dragged away to the butcher shop. The elephant, the rhinocerous, even the snorting buffalo, at last have got mans measure, and, when they scent him,

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Twilight Sparkle clenched her eyes tight as the light of the day shone through her blinds. She groaned as she fidgeted under her Periodic Table Print quilts she had bought from Bed Bath and Beyond, a Human company.

The Humans. Ah yes.

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