Yeah...
Happy Yearly reminder that we're all going to die alone...
Happy stuck talking to happy-go lucky villagers in Animal Crossing... day.
At least everyone else is happy...
Good for them... Well, we still have one place to go...
The bar?
Or my dealer's house...

Through the piles of dead bodies in an alternate Ponyville (where i gave the ponies nukes) where i have my house, and i thought i should ask...

What song describes you best?

(mine's an easy one!)

I am on Sertraline.

It's 206,392,893,907!

um..... no?
Not odd to us.
But, we are the SAME person.

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We got trapped in the basement, and we're hearing a scraping sound coming from the windows. I'm really scared, guys.
You gotta help us! Hurry, we need you to get us! If we live long enough, that is...
And bring Funyuns!
(O.K, you heard 'em! Get to Blaine Manor!)

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Wait, why is the avatar different?
Just felt like changing it, & i'm in a WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALUIGI mood.
So, are we getting replaced?
No, i'm just changing the avatar.

What, really?
YES! THIS HASN'T HAPPENED SINCE OSIRIS EVOLVED FROM WILL!
لا أقول لكم من أي وقت مضى هذا الاسم مرة أخرى، أو أنني سوف أقتلك!
Alright fine, geez...
What website is he from?
The Re-launched Normal Boots.com!

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I spent 20 minutes crying my eyes out, and vomiting.