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Grand_Moff_Pony


Author & Pre-reader; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse

May
13th
2022

State of the Author: A Mess · 11:46pm May 13th

Not gonna lie, my grand plans for this year have almost entirely gone up in smoke so far this year.

1. General chaos and reorganization at work
2. My parents moving into assisted living (and all the logistical stuff that comes with that)
3. My mom's Alzheimer's continuing to take it's toll. (I know to ignore it but it still hurts a bit every time your own mom looks you in the face and asks you where your parents went and why they left this house all to me like that)

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Feb
10th
2022

Remembrance Day gets a translation! · 3:59am February 10th

It's always an honor to see one of your stories translated into another language, and I'm proud to say that thanks to the efforts of Dashwhite, 'Remembrance Day' is now available in Chinese!

Check it out on FimTale, which is a site specifically for MLP fans in China.

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Jan
12th
2022

A PSA for Your Future · 5:19pm January 12th

This is directly related to my previous blog post from last night, so if you haven't seen that, please give it a quick look, then come back here.

*hold music ensues*

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Jan
12th
2022

You Can't Go Home Again · 7:35am January 12th

At least not in the sense most of us think of when we think of home. (more after the jump)

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Jan
4th
2022

New Story Incoming - Full Bloom gets a sequel! · 4:53pm January 4th

Hello, everyone! I hope you're doing well.

One of my big goals for this year is to clean out my overstuffed Drafts folder and finish a lot of content, and I'm happy to report that the first step in that process is heading to your Fimfic timelines a bit later today!

After years of delay, Full Bloom finally gets a follow-up!

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Jan
4th
2022

New Year, New Goals · 7:47am January 4th

Happy New Year, everyone!

I want to say that 2022 can only be better for us after such a lousy 2021, but I recall saying the same thing at the start of 2021 too. :fluttershbad: All I know is, I'm holding on for dear life until this slow-rolling calamity finally passes.

So. 2022. Like it or not, it'll be a milestone year for me, as I officially exit my 30s this year. :raritycry:

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Dec
25th
2021

Merry Christmas! · 4:22am Dec 25th, 2021

Hi, everyone! Popping in to wish all of you a very Merry Christmas! (or however you choose to celebrate the season, I hope it's full of good times and great food)

As for me, things have been... good I suppose. Certainly could be worse, given the state of play out there in the world today.

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Sep
8th
2021

Birthday Cake Will Be Served · 5:48am Sep 8th, 2021

Meant to post this earlier today, but today marked another trip around the sun for me.

Good: I'm still here. :pinkiehappy:
Meh: I'm nearly 40 now. :fluttershbad:

Hope y'all are doing well. Hug each other, and tell someone you love them.

*hugs all of you*

-GMP

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Aug
17th
2021

EFNW Wrap-Up · 9:37pm Aug 17th, 2021

Post-Con wrap up, post-con wrap up... :moustache:

Ladies and Gentlemen, we did it! 2020 was a total bust and 2021's doing its damn best to stage a repeat performance, but EFNW 2021 is officially in the books! Some top line stats:

Attendance: 1676 officially. (2019 had a count of ~1800, so this isn't bad at all given the circumstances, and being the first in-person con since covid)

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Aug
9th
2021

New Story is Up! · 5:13am Aug 9th, 2021

Cap off your weekend with some new horsewords from yours truly!

Presenting: Perpetual Care

Please go check it out and as always, thank you for your support!

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