Every now and then you'll see a crossover or HIE story where the introduced characters will mention how strange it is how ponies are named with common words instead of "name-y" names. This is incorrect, and presumptive, as human names also follow the same pattern. The only difference is that foreign names in our world tend to be transliterations instead of translations. So I've taken the initiative to translate some famous human names from classical languages into "pony-like" word pairs:

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Ponies assimilate humans, caribou dominate ponies, and humans eat caribou.

Which words does one use to begin a dissertation on words? Having thought with many words on which words could be used, I could find no other words than the words which are now before me. It may very well be that by the time these words are rendered as text upon the computer display of the person who will then be reading them, they will be different words entirely and not the words that were rendered as biochemicals rendered in turn as fine motor movements rendered as electroactivity sequences

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