• Member Since 25th May, 2013
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Lord Cheeseburger


My three favorite things are anime, porn, and sandwiches.

Jan
14th
2014

I'm disappointed... · 10:07pm Jan 14th, 2014

Warning: boring rant that probably isn't worth reading

Sure, I haven't added my newest story, Welcome to Chaosville, to any groups yet, but dang... only six upvotes... and nine downvotes... I've never told anyone this, but one thing I really fear is rejection, and now I feel like I'm being rejected. *sigh* that's one reason my updates take as long as they do, I don't wanna get rejected, and that fear clouds my head when I write, slowing me down.

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Jan
14th
2014

Ugh, finally! (WU #14) · 12:05am Jan 14th, 2014

I'm now going through the process of submiting my newest story, after several weeks of saying things like "I'll do it soon", "I'll do it tomorrow", etc. I'm hoping it'll get at least one or two hundred favorites, and I'm sure it will get there.

Anyway, I'm going to get off for the night and come back tomorrow to see how things are doing there.

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Jan
11th
2014

I feel a storm coming... · 6:35pm Jan 11th, 2014

A storm of Pinkie Pie X Applejack shipfics as a result of the newest episode of MLP...

Me? I heven't seen the episode yet, and I don't know much about it, but considering the fandom, my assumption seems pretty accurate.

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Jan
10th
2014

So I got myself a laptop · 12:05am Jan 10th, 2014

It's a pretty good Gateway laptop with Windows 8. I've had it for a day now and I've been filling it with files and pictures and games ever since. It is kinda frustrating for me to use right now, especially since I'm not really used to using a laptop, or Windows 8, for my internet experience. Not only that, but I'll have to find a new word processor other than MS word for writing.

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Jan
7th
2014

In the face of doubt... · 11:39pm Jan 7th, 2014

...I just continue to doubt. With every thing I've published online, I've had doubt, whether it was on this site, one on another... But not this time. This time, I'm (mostly) confident that Welcome to Chaosville will be a success and that I will get to continue it afterwards.

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Jan
2nd
2014

My New Year's resolutions · 11:18pm Jan 2nd, 2014

I'm sure it's still January 1st somewhere... except it probably isn't. But I need to make some resolutions this new year, so I can stop being the terrible person I am. Well, here they are:

Be a faster writer (if I'm lucky, I can write 500 words in an hour, and I usually write for about 20 minutes at a time)
Write a novel (I have an idea for one, but I've never done anything with it yet)

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Dec
27th
2013

I'm back! (WU #13) · 4:46pm Dec 27th, 2013

Yes, it's me! Lord Sandwich! I'm back. Santa Sandwich is gone now, unfortunately, but I'm back now! I'm going to keep this update short, mainly because I don't have much to say on story progress. For my newest story, it's finished, but I can't seem to find an editor to help me out with it. Once I find one, along with a proofreader, I will edit the story and publish the first chapter. As for ICYR, no progress was made either, because for the last week, I was either working or spending time with

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Dec
23rd
2013

Whelp, my bio's gone · 4:33pm Dec 23rd, 2013

After I worked so hard on it. Eh, no one cares about that stuff anyway. Yes, I'm just now getting around to seeing the new update with the user pages, and now I'm thinking I might just use the short bio for that kind of stuff. But then again, the short bio is saved for sandwich related jokes, so I might create my own module for my bio. I dunno, but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to ponder over what I should do.

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Dec
20th
2013

Why are you still here? (WU #12) · 9:20pm Dec 20th, 2013

Update Report (of most recent chapter):
Story: I Could be Your Rarity
Chapter: four
length: 1,566 words (5 pages)
Estimated progress: 20%
Estimated date of completion: Soon
Additional info: Haven't made much progress in a while, sorry. :twilightsheepish:


Story: Welcome to Chaosville
Chapter: one
Length: 3,961 words (9 pages)
Estimated Progress: 80%
Estimated date of completion: when I get an editor and proofreader for the story

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Dec
14th
2013

My thoughts on S4EP05 (Also WU #11) · 6:35pm Dec 14th, 2013

I literally just finished watching episode 5 of MLP season 4 Flight to the Finish. I have three things to say:

1. I kinda liked the song

2. How can Scootaloo drive her scooter to the Crystal empire with two other ponies using her wings, when she can't fly? And why do they need a train to the Crystal empire when a foal can easily get there with just a scooter?

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