What surprises me is that people keep saying I sound like Pewdiepie. Everytime I talk to a person I never talked to, they say "Why do you siund like Pewdiepie?"
I do not sound in any way like Pewdiepie, my voice is too deep for that.
No, I do not hate Poods. I'm a bro. Oh look, a new "The Forest", I hope Lizzy is back.

Yes, the story is called "A Growing Friendship". It's a prequel to "A Friend" revealing a more detailed version of Meow's fond memories of Eris. Of their friendship and love, their bitter and sweet moments, and their (spoilers) little...steamy moments. How they felt all there times together and separated, as one will face grief and tragedy. Maybe there will be cameos of other people's OC.

Hearts will be crushed, ponies will cry, friends will cross paths once again, drama ensures.

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Yes, she teared that ball into shreds and used it as a chew toy. She's a pit bull, that likes to chew basketballs. And likes rice. Although slim, she is fast.

Calm your tits bros, it's a unwanted sequel. What do you expect.

Meow News

Hello, I'm Gary.

And I'm Sam.

Today we are talking about...wtf? Why lesbians are more more excepted than gays? Sam, I can't do this, this is beyond my comfort zone.

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It made me cry. Why? Well, I was browsing through deviant art as usual and I stumbled upon someones mlp NSFW gallery. I clicked it, usually I wouldn't be scarred in any way by mlp NSFW pics since it was just a weekly routine. BUT this one was a HUGE exception. As I laid eyes at the first pic, I dropped my phone (I was browsing with my phone). I screamed mind rape in my brain, prevented my self from puking, sat on my chair in a fetal position crying, went to the shower and cried

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I feel like helping today for you happy couples or people seeking love or something like that. Wether it is to maintain a healthy relationship or to attract people of your desires. Or maybe I could help you of how you make you adventures in bed more exciting for you and your partner (don't ask of how I know).

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You know the rules, X(s) represents days and blah blah blah.

January: X Helps you cook your favourite meal.
February: X buys you a adult novelty item of your choice.
March: you get a free night with X, enjoy...
April: X turns you into a bull.
May: X covers you in whip cream, and licks it off of you.
June: X buys you a Jew.
July: You and X went to the UK for a vacation.
August: X gets the Tardis and brings you along with him/her to Rome.
September: X proposes to you.

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Yes, it's indeed coming soon. With the adventures of Doctor Whooves and Roseluck. It even comes with a villian...

No, BlueBalls is not a pedophile.

Why? Well, because all my equipment is locked down by "safe mode". It won't let me use any application and it's getting annoying.

Anyways, I'm starting a new story but problem is I don't know which way to start. They're both a contuation of "A Friend". One is before the events of the story and.the other is the aftermath. Which should I do.

Yup,I just started to watch the series yesterday. Only got to s1 e6, poor Dalek though. He gets the feels overload. What I learned from watching Doctor Who;

The last "pure" human doesn't know what's an ipod or an ostrich.
Most Aliens have Northern accents.
Pigs are decoy or test dummies.
Digi-humans, fuck yeah!

Moisterize Me!!!