The Meow and Madness Birthday Game (warning: contains sexual references) · 1:43am Jun 29th, 2014
You know the rules, X(s) represents days and blah blah blah.
January: X Helps you cook your favourite meal.
February: X buys you a adult novelty item of your choice.
March: you get a free night with X, enjoy...
April: X turns you into a bull.
May: X covers you in whip cream, and licks it off of you.
June: X buys you a Jew.
July: You and X went to the UK for a vacation.
August: X gets the Tardis and brings you along with him/her to Rome.
September: X proposes to you.
October: X gives you a treat, a sexy one.
November: X brings you on a roadtrip to anywhere you want.
December: X will find out if you're naughty or nice depending on your preformence on bed.
1. Tanken
2. Blaze Storm
3. Pierce Diamond
4. Archepello
5. Eris
6. Arquin
7. Archepello and Arquin
8. Pocky
9. Bass
10. Pocky and Bass
11. Dark Ninja
12. Krystal
13. Pablo
14. Emerald
15. Madness
16. Doctor Whooves
17. Derpy
18. Dark Star
19. Meow (Marben)
20. BlueBalls the Wizard
21. Gary & Sam
22. Meow (anthromorphic cat version)
23. Princess Luna
24. Molestia!!!
25. Emerald
26. Meow and Madness
27. Meow, Madness, and Eris
28. Archepello, Arquin, Luca, and Sid
29. Nacho Cat
30. Firepaw and Starblast
31. (choose the character of your choice.in this list)
Post your results in the comments and I'll tell you who the characters are if you don't know them.
I should lie and say October, just for laughs. But I'm no liar. So, July.
Me and my GF Katie went to the UK for a Vacation.
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Day? Or are you a 31st?
2241914 July 3rd.
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Ah, Pierce Diamond. A pegasus that has brown fur and a blonde mane. He owns a shop for piercings and such. And he's um gay, no seriously, It was because of that "badly drawn kitties" bit.
2241933 ...Oh...well, I'm bi so, not complaining. (Even though I got a girlfriend already).
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Ok, just don't let Pierce tear you apart.
2241941 Okay.
March: you get a free night with X, enjoy... 27. Meow, Madness, and Eris
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......................ppppppppfffffffffffffffffttt OMG, Ha ha! My sides! My god! Bwahahaha! It hurts, ha! You got a whole package. Your birthday just has to be on one of my favourite numbers, above all days, I'm dying.
I get december 5th, a treat for myself.
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I know, unexpected.
Well, you already knew Meow (me) and Eris. Madness is just more like Pierce Diamond (mentioned in previous comments). You've probably seen him in the blog post when I turned to a mare somehow. Have fun or something.
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I'll try. 
You and Archepello and Arquin went the UK for a vacation.
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Archepello and Arquin, famous in some parts of the crime world. Arch is a dangerous loan shark, Arquin is just some bookie.
So you all went to the UK.