Recently at lunch break, I was as happy as ever. I was planning to ask out this girl to come with me to a dance concert which is sadly not....her. I decided to hang out with my crush and friends, but one of my friend got me ticked.

Well, he said, "Oh man, I don't know what to do. I don't know if I should go out with Sarah or Jen-" and it goes on as he went of the point he said, "...they wanted the D so badly, even if mines is *insert inappropriate small asian d*ck joke.*."

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(instruments used: Ukelele)

There's so many things I could say about you
and they led to the three words that meant "I love you"...

Everywhere I go, I see people together,
That can be you and me,

But I am always reminded
that loneliness is my only company.

I'm always surrounded by darkness,
and you're my only light,

So I tried to reach out the void
to the hands of my golden knight-

I love you...
But I'm so lonely without you!
Oh-oh-oh...

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So recently, I went to Vegas and was gone for quite a noticeable time. I got back with a shiny medal around my neck and the first thing someone said to me.

"Francis? Where were you? I thought you killed yourself."

Wow......let's rewind that to a few days ago....

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IDK why, but I just have the urge to write an erotic, heated, passionate clopfic where there would be one scene where one character narrates out loud to his wife/marefriend of a captain and his heated lover...

He delicately nibbled on her collar bone, her moans of arousal begged him to never stop. He then trailed down his kisses to one delicate spot he knew he must delve himself into.

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Why? Well because I will be doing some high school hmk or adding episodes of Darksiders. High school is treating good so far, a fresh new start, meet new friends. But one thing was different, my mind keeps wiring to one word...girls. IDK why, but it's a weird thing going on in me. By god, I'm flirting as often as a- never mind. Resuming, my plans for this school year is to try to convince everybody at our team rocket project to paint it either Communist Red or Nazi Swastika.

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So today, I decided to go the pharmacy to buy something I know I'm going to regret buying. Hoping for it not to be around (or vice versa), I walked all the way to wear I would mostly find it. And I saw it, the item I'm about to buy standing there with all it's box-like glory...

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Likes:
Alternative Rock
MLP
Hans Zimmer
School
Rice
Moar rice
Pocky (gimme!!!)
British accents (I considered that accent to be sexy, maybe except the welshy one)
Nazi Parodies
Vintage warfare
Blades
Nerd stuff
Mafia
Muffins
Jollibee
Glasses (I don't need glasses, but it makes people cute)
Pewdiepie!!!
Romance (*gushes*)
The cat from Octonauts (Swag Kat)
Hipsters

Dislikes:
Horrible writing (my inner critic is rising!)
Horrible art
R34 of Twicord

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every single time- I like your ass.
You're lying Morgan!!!

Let's get to bashing butts, as well with deez nuts.

Oh, and we don't take backtalk in this bitch

We'll bang, ok.

Yes, we all have one. In my case, it's a story about two sisters that immigrated to Manehattan. Usually I would love it due to it having a !930s-40s setting but this story was a huge huge exception. There is no plot whatsoever, the romance is god awful, the grammar is just plain excruciating (and she claims to have an "excellent editor" and worst of all....
The author made a Youtube reading series.

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