Hey, you seem to know your way around computers. You mentioned that you were self-educated, so do you mind giving me a few tips on how to do the same, (methods, etc.)?

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I wanted to make a shitty Android app to show FIMFiction notifications, but the Android development thingy is a load of shit. It's so terrible that when I make a new project, the default code won't even compile. When I fix it, I also have to set the correct Android version in the layout previewer thingy to make it show anything. When I try to run the app, nothing happens. After I tell it that yes, I want to run the project as an Android application, the app starts… and crashes instantly.

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Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is Fluttershy
We self-actualize, we believe, we are reborn as Princess Luna
Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is Poultron
Octavia and Rarity are messengers of the planet
Trixie is the driver of your mom
Octavia is the driver of an electron
The goal of bio-feedback is to plant the seeds of Spike rather than Applejack
Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is Spitfire

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I need more verbs && nouns to use. I'm makin' a piece of shit featured story generator :^D that pseudorandomly poots mane 6 names with verbs && nouns:

Rainbow Dash farts on Rainbow Dash
Twilight Sparkle reads a pear
Fluttershy slaps a doge
Rarity gets nudes from a quark
Pinkie Pie gives a hoof job to Carrot Top
Applejack does magic with Rarity
Fluttershy clops to Steven Magnet
Fluttershy sucks on Steven Magnet

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[23:22:41] Logan the Distressed yet Bemused: !cleverbot
[23:22:41] Mr. Metric: Toggled Cleverbot: True
[23:22:48] Logan the Distressed yet Bemused: Heyy~
[23:22:53] Mr. Metric: Cleverbot sez: Heyyyy.
[23:23:10] Logan the Distressed yet Bemused: What's up?
[23:23:11] Mr. Metric: Cleverbot sez: Nothing much you.
[23:23:43] Logan the Distressed yet Bemused: Just watchin' some youtube, you?
[23:23:44] Mr. Metric: Cleverbot sez: What's your name?

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[19:34:42] vzkstarkiss1: Hello :-)??
[19:34:43] Mr. Metric: Who are you?
[19:35:10] vzkstarkiss1: Yay someone to talk to :-) !! how are u?
[19:35:43] Mr. Metric: kek
[19:36:16] vzkstarkiss1: I'm great thanks for chattin with me I found your name in the skype members search :) whatcha up to?
[19:36:36] Mr. Metric: On a scale of -1 to 6.4, how much of a bot are you?
[19:36:53] vzkstarkiss1: uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
[19:37:08] Mr. Metric: That doesn't answer the question

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[18:12:31] Mr. Metric: wat
[18:12:31] cklpatty: what's up?
[18:13:00] cklpatty: Yay someone to talk to :-) !! how are u?
[18:13:07] Mr. Metric: Who are you?
[18:13:36] cklpatty: I'm great thanks for chattin with me I found your name in the skype members search :) whatcha up to?
[18:14:01] Mr. Metric: Combining songs that don't go well together

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