What happens when you wake up on an unfamiliar bed and a giant mare is standing over you with a butterfly net? I don't know, I woke up on a rose. Maybe something good will come of my new size and large Mistress? I'm not a bug, put down the bug spray!
I am a proud high school drop out of the OKC public school system, a part time brony and a chain smoking asshole; I wouldn't recommend any of them to a kid.