The synopsis is beyond bizarre. Shining Armor dies, Cadance joins a cartel, but not until after abdicating the throne to Rarity because she can speak spanish? The second paragraph can make sense for an alt universe, but the first one just makes no sense.

Gave a like just for the summary.

I think you forgot to put the comdey and random tag becuase what i just read made no sense. But in all honesty I did get a good laugh out of it.

The summary made me laugh, then the very first paragraph has Twilight complaining about how expensive the train to the Crystal Empire is, and that made me laugh again. Have a like.