I'll be writing things out how he'd say it. It'll definitely make things funny during dialogue and goofs.
the short 'oo' sound in "book" or "could," shifts to the long 'oo' sound in "too."

The 'ow' sound in words like 'cow' becomes an 'aow.' This is one of the classic Scottish sounds.

And here's the other: all 'r' sounds are rolled. This is the hardest sound to learn, if you have not alredy figured it out.

We now come to one of the fun changes, the "j-u glide." The gist of this is to insert a 'y' sound before a long 'u' sound, unless doing so would change the meaning of the word.

Both long 'a' (as in "play") and long 'e' (as in "see") get a short 'e' (as in "egg") mixed into them.

The long 'o' sound in words like 'go' is stretched out a bit.

The short 'i' in words like "listen" moves toward a short 'e,' as in "egg."
- If ye will nae listen, ye will miss the sound of the pigeons.

Final 't' is stopped only when it follows a vowel sound.
- What hat do ye want to wear to the great feast?

The 'tl' sound becomes very carefully articulated.
- The gentleman lifted his little bottle.

689888 try just looking up KrisRix on DA.

Now to get reading.
Trixie doing a strip tease sends my mind ablaze with ideas.

689751this is why I like you mon!
make random shit
for the hell of making random shit!

690126 glad to hear! Hope you're really liking where I'm going with things.

690159I kind of am!
it came a bit too quickly
but I hope you dont rush it too much

Scottish accent?
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690739 what, something the matter?

690561 what do you mean?

691377the whole
'going to equestria' thing

691627 It's been a week and if she stayed for too long then major problems would have risen. Besides, she had a whole nother world trying to find her. Sudden was kind of what I was going for.

691635OH!
I didnt know
okay then!
cool!
BUH-BYE MON!

691643 you didn't catch that when the whole reason James was there was because of a goof up?

Also, What are thenking aboout the accen?

691664it good mate

691377 I can't listen to, or read, a scottish accent.

692138 why's that?

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694027 Hope you're liking you bit in it!