... finally edited a shit story.

Did it all by myself, are you proud of me, ma?!

Nah, in all seriousness, more like an 'update' than an edit, really. Sure, I fixed a few things, but there's a limit on what I can do by myself, haha.

Fucking tenses, man. They kill me every time.

Seriously gotta hire an editor one of these days, I'd pop shit out like this faster than I can dash through a level of Mario. Which isn't very fast, but still.

Never expect to write anything everyone will love, you'll only have regrets.

Be like Tact, write shit for the sole purpose of writing shit. Won't feel a thing and you'll have a much more fun time doing it.

Anyway, now that that stain on the community is over with. After work today, it's time to put in some more words to the fandom's worst greatest mistake.