Behold! I have pulled the Beanis Cinematic Universe from the grave after what was apparently a very long writing hiatus!

You know what they say — write what yo know — and I know stupid.

For your viewing pleasure:

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I’m kind of sorry.

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BEANIS IS THE PALLIATIVE

You’ll notice we’ve started back up. If you read any of them, read this one. It’ll make you FEEL THINGS.

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Welcome to the final phase of the Beanis Cinematic Universe.

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So, as you may or may not know, me and the Beanis gang had a private author’s server for discussing beanis stuff and general bullshitting. I’d bee thinking about opening it to the public, but wasn’t sure if anyone would want to join.

Then one person asked to join and I polled a few of the authors to see if they’d be okay with hosting crazy people.

They deal with me, so of course they were fine with it.

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I’m guessing a good portion of you have already read it, but for those who haven’t, I have a new story set in the Beanisverse that I think people might enjoy without having to do previous fic research. Either way, I think you guys will like it.

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Also I think I broke Fuzzy’s brain with this story. Along with several other brains. Anyway, if you like sexual humor, you might enjoy this fic.

I’ve written a sequel to the Beanis fic that I hope you enjoy. Because I enjoyed writing it. It was fun.

Here’s the link.

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If the idea of SciTwi making a penis out of bean paste doesn't interest you, you can skip this blog.

If it does, read on below!

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