...Or just Happy Holidays, if you're one of those HEATHEN types who don't celebrate Christmas. You know who you are. Hang your heads in shame. Of course, the only holiday I truly celebrate is Fruit-mas, a time when all of my kind bunch together and get fruity, and old St. Pick hangs bananas from our lemon trees. It is a confusing celebration, and does also not exist, but now I kinda wish it did. In any case, I wish you all a nice day and hope you all get what you wanted your poor,

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