A long time ago I made a promise to provide a sequel to My Life as an Eldritch Abomination.

Yes, I promised a sequel "this summer" over six years ago. I guess I missed that deadline.

But now at last the sequel has begun.

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Because I would love to know who added "My Life as an Eldritch Abomination" to the group "Stories Where the Character has an Obscenely Tiny Penis." I really would.

If you're curious, it was Pastor Pulp, and "it wuz for lels." I assume that means there was absolutely no reason behind the randomness.