Oh, man. This going to be a dense one. Aren’t you excited? I’m excited! I like dense blog posts. They make me feel important and pretty and Swedish. Everybody knows blogs are intrinsically Swedish, and by definition, a Swedish guy is important. Quod Erat Demonstrandum, as the Chinese use to say. The prettiness is all mine.

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Remember how I talked about this story of mine the other day?

What were the odds?

I remember clearly the day I realized that, from a purely objective point of view, I’m an asshole. It was quite the revelation, mind you. One second you think you’re the best thing that has ever happened to the world and then bam you look at yourself and think “woah nelly, my ego is so big I could commit suicide jumping from its top. And maybe kicking that adorable and probably orphaned and hungry puppy and then dancing at the melody of the children’s cries wasn’t as funny as I first

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