Who went to work from Monday to Friday and paid his taxes.

Anyway, some of you may be wondering if I've given up on writing and/or been committed to an insane asylum (just joking, they'll never catch me), but the fact of the matter is RL is a money-grubbing, time-consuming bitch. Sorry to anyone who's sick and tired of my idle bullshit.

Here's some art done by the wonderfully sexy Thresha8

Starring your favourite anchorman, Slip Kid!

I'm hopefully going to be upping my productivity a bit, and I've got ideas for a few new fics. Rejoice, unwashed peasants, for your messiah has returned with glad tidings!

I don't know why people get so worked up over the actions of people they don't know, on a site full of faceless drones that observe but do not speak. On a different note, update frequencies will likely increase as I will have more free time in the oncoming months.

I know I haven't updated in forever, but, well, real life calls. Still, I'll try my best to get a chapter out.

And I feel like writing some cosmic horror right about now...

Well, the new chapter's out and I'd just like to thank Avox for all the hard work he put into editing it.

C'mon, I was hoping to get the next chapter of Beyond The Vale out before the end of the day, and I could really use some assistance with it. If you do help you'll be credited and all that jazz, if anyone's interested either say so here or PM me.

I know I said that the next chapter of Beyond The Vale would be out by last week, it is quite obvious that I couldn't live up to my self-imposed deadline. But, I've got the doc open now and I'm currently trying to dredge up the courage needed to continue it.

Also, if you haven't read it, read it. Read it now

Finally, after weeks of searching, I have found the will to write another chapter of Beyond The Vale, which is currently around 1/3 of the way done. So expect the next chapter to be out in the next week or so (but it's me, so don't hold your breath)

Well, let's get this out of the way; my laptop is busted once again. There's also the fact that exam season is coming up and... yeah, probably no updates for a while. But never fear! I'm not just going to cancel it this time!

And yeah, that's about all I have pertaining to news.