Small Horse Poop Tale has 666 views.

That's literally all I came here to post about.

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals. <3

Four years ago, I wrote a short, stupid story called Burdens of the Crown. The title was supposed to be a poop joke, but no one ever commented on it or got it.

Well, I've finally figured out why. Remember, this took me four entire years: I was using the wrong poop-and-royalty-related word. D:

I have since rectified this! (Hee hee, that sounds like 'rectum'.)

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Well, I was supposed to be doing things today, and then other people changed their plans, so instead I published a story I wrote two years ago (and conceived of probably six years ago) about ponies pooping a lot. :B You just gotta play with the hand you're dealt, y'know?

If you like my random comedies, you'll probably like this, but only if you think poop is funny I shouldn't have to say this

Oh, and it's my 75th solo-posted story! :D On this account, anyway.

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