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PresentPerfect


Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

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  • Tuesday
    Another post about video games and Youtube and stuff

    If I'm going to waste time watching shit on Youtube, the least I can do is tell people about it. :P

    Ceave is a crazy Austrian with a love of video games and a head for philosophizing about them. Plus he really, really hates coins, no matter how tasty they may look.

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    4 comments · 140 views
  • Sunday
    Do you like video games? How about philosophy?

    I like one of those things for sure, but no one combines the two better than a Youtuber named InfernalRamblings, a former professional game developer who now creates hour and a half long video essays about the meanings of video games and how they relate to the world today. Here's a few highlights, since this is now basically my only

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    13 comments · 150 views
  • 1 week
    Super special interview power time GO!

    So back in, uh... February?? c_c;;; Fimfiction user It Is All Hell was like, "Hey, you wanna get interviewed?" and I was all, "Fuck yeah, I wanna get interviewed!"

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    8 comments · 211 views
  • 2 weeks
    State of the writer, march 2024

    Arghiforgottopost

    I forgot to do anything really because I have to get up early for an appointment tomorrow and I've been preoccupied with it :C so much for getting to bed on time

    Argh

    Happy trans day of visibility and stuff

    Sent from my iPhone send tweet

    7 comments · 104 views
  • 3 weeks
    Twilight the 没用

    Yesterday, a fellow named SoothingBell asked if they could translate Twilight the Useless to Chinese, and no way was I gonna say no. :D

    And they turned it around in 24 hours, amazing!

    https://fimtale.com/t/64723

    4 comments · 161 views
Nov
12th
2017

This was probably a bad idea · 8:24pm Nov 12th, 2017

Well, I was supposed to be doing things today, and then other people changed their plans, so instead I published a story I wrote two years ago (and conceived of probably six years ago) about ponies pooping a lot. :B You just gotta play with the hand you're dealt, y'know?

If you like my random comedies, you'll probably like this, but only if you think poop is funny I shouldn't have to say this

Oh, and it's my 75th solo-posted story! :D On this account, anyway.

This story is rated "T" for "Not Safe for Trick Question". :B

Report PresentPerfect · 338 views · Story: Small Horse Poop Tale ·
Comments ( 10 )

It was a great idea. Embrace the humor of fibrous nuggets.

I had fibrous nuggets for breakfast. >:(

Possible subtitle: "Small Horse Poop Tale or: A Little Knowledge is a Disgusting Thing." :D

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"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

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I don’t think Happy Gilmore quotes, or any Adam Sandler quote, for that matter, will get you out of this.

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I just think it's funny. :B Because it's about poop.

From what I remember, the writeoff where you graced us with this story also included a story about a state fair and copious amounts of vomit, which I found much more… uh… unsettling than this one :eeyup:

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Well, I may have upvoted it. I say may because now it’s Scrodinger’s cat. Only the question isn’t whether the cat is alive or dead, but whether or not you put a litter pan in the box with the cat to prevent it from theoretically crapping all over the place.

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More like Schroendiger's scat then?

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Well, there were two stories that finished lower, that round. :V

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