So hi new folks. I'm concerned for your mental health, but I suppose I'm glad you're here. The puns being left on my stories are downright terrible and I love every last one of them. I mean...jesus, fuck guys where are you getting this crap? It's turdtastic gold. So if more of you means more of that, I'll toast to it.

No new story today. Maybe tonight. Definitely tomorrow.
Depends on how much scotch there's left at home, I've forgotten.

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