I will not say 'fuck it' and just write clop.

I will not launch into the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared/MLP crossover exactly nobody asked for.

I will not write one of the several sequels I've promised by now.

I will make one of the original novels I've written properly exist.

Then I will send it to agents.

Who will send me form rejections.

Wait, why am I doing this again?