"You're joking." Zoom put her hands in her hooves. Every pore oozed contempt. "Please tell me you're joking."

"You didn't get weird about me liking sneakers. Why are all bent outta shape about this?"

She leveled a lazer beam gaze squarely at Thunder's forehead. "Because, dummy, most people don't join the Zephyr guards because they want to wear the funny hat."

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