A Minute of Cynicism · 12:00pm Jul 29th, 2017
On popular cartoons in one sentence.
Paw Patrol: Neutered puppies would be very obedient and can even speak.
SpongeBob SquarePants: What radioactive pollution can do with underwater dwellers.
The Powerpuff Girls: Some chemicals can induce macrocephaly.
Attack on Titan: Utility knifes can help school children to scare exhibitionists away.
Charlie the Unicorn and Llamas with Hats: My Little Ponies for people on psychedelic drugs.