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So, most of us hate fire alarms, regardless of their convenience, but, what if that fire alarm was a cute pony?

I give you "Fire Alarm" or "Screaming Mimi"

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Rest in Power, Mimi Soltysik. You were by far the coolest, sweetest, most inspiring (and only) presidential candidate I’ve ever had the pleasure of personally knowing. And now you’re gone. I’ve been pretty sheltered from the shittyness of 2020, but this hurts. Fuck cancer for taking away an amazing friend. There better be an afterlife, so we can go on that desert camping trip we always talked about. Thank you for fighting for justice, and

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