i was in like 4th grade
i stapled two notecards together
taped one edge almost completely together except for a gap at the center
taped a third card to the two as a flap
drew a screen on the third card and another on the bottom two
drew buttons and a d-pad
and then cut out a little rectangle of cardstock
and behold, i had a paper Nintendo DS on my desk in the middle of class

You are a lonely mage with only a couple of pennies and a can of coke left to your name, wandering the streets of San Francisco. Your all-powerful magic is no match for technology, until the goblins invade.

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*takes a deep breath*

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