Bad news, friends, I will not be going to Columbus, OH for TrotCon July 15th through 17th.

Because I just booked a $900 acting gig that same weekend. $300 per day for 3 (possibly 4) days, wearing naught but underwear and a mustache, getting accidentally run over in a forest by a divorced couple, attacking the man, beaten with a crowbar by the woman, and shot by a racist at the end for a dark comedy short film.

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