Oh boy. So when I was first making a username, I didn't know what to call myself. So I asked my brother what to do, and he said, and I quote, "Choose something you like and spell it wrong." And that's the story behind it.

"But wait!" you say, "It doesn't match 'lasagna' phonetically!" In reality, I failed on multiple levels. You see, I forgot the "n." It should have been "lazaunya."

It still haunts me to this day.