WAR READY! WAAAAAR READY!

And I swear to you, if anyone spoils the movie for me before I see one of the best films of the year, I will hold your OC hostage and have Ironheart bleed him to death like he'll do with Count Privilege. I WILL HAVE MY ENJOYMENT, AND YOU SHALL NOT GET IN MY WAY!

(Ahem)

I mean, um, this means a lot to me. So, um, just be considerate, okay?