”Heeeeeeyyyyyy, Fyrie, how ya-*hic*- doin’?”

“Muse . . . are you dru-”

“Naaah! Don’ be shilly! Why woulds I be durnk? Drunk! Drunk?”

“You’re drunk.”

“Nah, nah, nah! ‘m not. Not drunk. Hey, you know what, I’m feeling SUPER edgy right now. . . . Hey, I know! Let’s write a grimdark!”

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