What better way to start my next decade of life than with a pair of BRAND SPANKIN' NEW STORIES. Both just got submitted for Auto-Approval, so they should be up soon. I hope ya'll enjoy the start of 'Country Mouse, City Mouse: a Love Story' and the one-shot 'A Better Way to be Dad.'

As for me, I'm off to sign up for my AARP card.

NOW GET OFF MY LAWN.